As another celebrity is exposed for a spectrum of misconduct with intimate partners, some men are once again concerned that they can trip, fall and land into a sexual assault accusation. Now, it’s only natural to feel this way. After all, if you’re an Alpha following the self proclaimed Man experts of AlphasFollowNo1 Apprenticeship, Red Pill Scholars, and Tate-Peterson Fellows, you’ve heard the hard anecdotal evidence people are hearing.
I mean, there’s no reason to believe the hearsay of numerical data on sexual assault from national polling and trained social scientists,
And, of course, there’s the famous reverse case of these ‘trip’ events demonstrated by Dr. Mathers and Dr. Dre in this educational song from 1999–well before most of us complaining about ‘The Feminist War Against Men’ were born, and before we knew the innovative concepts of consent and domestic violence. Of course, if this case study is now outdated, it gets a pass because that’s ‘just how things were then.’ And per Twittxr social justice bylaws, that’s what we do when it’s music we like, and too many of us would be complicit.
So, given the sad, perilous state of affairs that most of us men find ourselves in, here is an arduous list of actions to take that, when followed thoroughly, result in a 99% success rate of not being accused of sexual assault when you’re having sex and feel ever so slightly confused whether what you’re doing or want to do would be mutually enjoyed. And I know, you’re already putting great effort into playing Armored Core 6 and checking Bitcoin, but if you have time to read my thesis:
Ask if she’s comfortable.
Care if she’s comfortable.
Before you ask yourself, ‘well that seems mad weak/simp/herb/soft’—ask yourself: ‘Is it worse finding out if she’s good with this or finding out I’m accused of sexual assault?’
I hope this dissertation will support you well in your sexual pursuits. Be strong, Wolf.
"Tate-Peterson Fellows"
Perfection.